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In all of our worlds history, warfare and conflict has been the driving force. From the early days of stones and pointy sticks, to the first discoveries of magic and weapon crafting, conflict has fueled our development.
For a while though, there was an odd peace. The many nations of our world had found a way to coexist, and prosperous times were had for all. This created its own issues though, primarily that many forces were growing lazy and rusty in battle. So when strife struck the world again, our kingdom needed warriors. This was where my cunning came to help. I was the founder of The Rough Riders, a revolutionary style of mecenary guild. While we started out with a heavy focus on blistering cavalry raids, we found this was too limiting.
In a bit of a drunken stupor, I found that another technique was surprisingly effective in battle especially against certain foes. This method, was sex. With a touch of enchanting magic, ones body could seem irresistible, so long as their sexual skills could back it up, they'd be able to to completely drain and exhaust their opponent leaving them open to a swift death blow. Now one would think that this would make things incredibly easy, and it was with the right people. The issue is that not everyone is that good at the sexual arts. Therefore, recruiting took an odd turn. Normally we'd simply test ones skills in combat or their magical prowess, but before any of that I had to conduct their sexual testing. If they did well, they could move on to combat testing and join us. If they did poorly...well there was always room for more R&R toys back in the guild hall.
So what will you be? Are you some buxom elven archer with hips that could drain a dragon? Perhaps your a more brutish sort who plans on stretching his enemies with a different sort of weapon? Maybe you actually want to be a R&R member and wait for our brave warriors to return and service them? Regardless of who you are, you'll need to go through testing with me and versatility will be key.
So there ya go! I got this idea after seeing a meme about a fantasy casting couch and that's basically what this is supposed to be. You can be any sort of character you want, and the scenario will be a simply one on one testing of your sexual skills.
My character, your tester, will be male but warriors that can only take on female partners are no worry. Magic is a hell of a thing after all.
So, if you're interested shoot me a message or a chat and we can work out the details of this all! I hope to hear from you!
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