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You've been with your new "emotional support human" for six months, and it's been the happiest six months of your life.
But today, for the first time, he has to run an errand without you. He doesn't want to go, but you're in the middle of a Zoom call that you can't leave. And if he doesn't go to the grocery store right now, you're going to spend the upcoming snowstorm without any food.
He promised he would be back in an hour, but it's been an hour and 5 minutes. He's not picking up his phone or answering your texts, even though you've sent 100 of them. This is the longest you've spent away from him, and you're freaking the fuck out.
What if something horrible happened to him? What if your sole source of joy and happiness is gone forever?
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Your ex-boyfriends couldn't handle how clingy you were. At first they loved your incessant need to be touched and held at every second of every day. They quickly figured out that someone like you would happily grant them 24 hour access to your entire body.
But once the honeymoon phase was over, they would realize they've been neglecting their friends and families, whom you wouldn't allow them to see without bringing you along. So when they broke up with you, you didn't exactly handle things well. As of last year, you're on your 10th restraining order.
So your therapist recommended something radical as a last resort. He knew of a another therapist on the other side of the country, with a patient who shared your rare psychological condition. He was just as clingy as you. He also had a long record of restraining orders. Maybe the two of you could be normal, mostly functional members of society if you were a couple.
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Just as you're about to hire a private investigator to track down your boyfriend, he walks through the front door.
"I'm so sorry baby, I got pulled over for speeding and I couldn't answer your texts! I love you so much and I'll NEVER EVER EVER EVER leave you alone again."
You sprint in his direction and jump into his arms, hugging him tight.
"I missed you so much. Don't EVER do that to me again!"
You press your lips into his and cradle the back of his neck. You can't seem to get close enough to him. You need to taste him. All of him.
You kneel down, unzip his fly, and take him deep down your throat.
"I love so fucking much," he tells you as you bob your head up and down his shaft. "I'll never leave you alone again. Stay with me forever."
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Obviously this kind of relationship would be a disaster in real life, but it would be fun for a roleplay. I love the idea of intense, passionate sex between two clingy people who can never get enough physical affection.
This can be as vanilla or as kinky as we decide it needs to be. If you want to roleplay this, send me a message with your kinks and limits--and let's have some fun with this.
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