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42 [M4F] I'm not like other boys.
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Jaded-Translator4985 is a male age 42 looking for a female
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I'm better in some ways, and worse in others. But I know how to have fun.

I don't care about your Body Count, and I hope you won't care about mine, and we can both avoid wasting time trying to get into each others pants, and focus on getting under each others skin, and inside each other's heads.

I will be more than happy to take the lead, as long as you give me something to work with.

It could be love at first sight, between us. Or maybe you won't like me, in which case, I won't be so pathetic as to keep pestering you.

If I decide I don't like you, I will say so, instead of holding out hope you might get your tits out for me.

We might even both decide we can't stand each other. But that does not mean with have to stop talking. It's been a while since I had that kind of catharsis.

IRL, I have lots of hobbies, from 3D printing to small-batch artisanal Brownies. None of said hobbies involve my niece, but I do understand the thrill of incest, especially when you can get into it without ruining the fantasy by introducing too much reality.

I'm not looking for a woman who wants to be broken in. Or have her holes trained. I'm far too old-fashioned to do that within the first hour.

I'm single, and I live on my own, with a cat. Sometimes I like emerging out of empty cars. I think it's kind of sad, if you want me to be married, just so I can betray my wife, and I hope you won't be put off by any of the above.

Enough about me though, how was your day?

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a male
Age
42
Looking For
a female
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