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Someone recently called it the "Boobs Bat-signal"... so if you looked up at the night sky, you'd probably see this one the clouds above:
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Normally I would try to find someone I could strike up a conversation with--you know, chat about stuff and things, maybe have a laugh or two, and then steer the relationship into more flirtatious areas. It's fun, but it always takes a while, and tonight I just don't have that kind of time.
It's been a long week already and I'm just exhausted. I'm about to crash for the night. One thing that would help me you know, "unwind" and get a good nice sleep... is your tits. Yup. I said it.
I'm sure you're cool and we will hit it off--tomorrow. Tonight, I'm just going to objectify you a bit, though. Cool? Cool.
Now, take off your shirt.
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