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I am recently single, and my best friend and wingman is determined to get me back out there... back on the whores... wait, he meant 'horse'. I think? Maybe... It's hard to tell, the guy is kind of an ass. It could really go either way.
We've been in the bar for all of ten minutes before he set his overly-simple plan in motion. We both got a strong drink in our hands, and then he turns and scopes out the room. His objective? Find an attractive woman who is either single (or at least mad at her boyfriend or husband), preferably already a little tipsy, and push us together.
It was seconds before his bone-dar (you know, boner-radar) started pinging in your direction. Then, he tapped you on your shoulder. Before you can even respond he says, "Haaaaave you met 'YeahWellWhatCanISay'?"
Then, he's gone, leaving us to talk.
Yup. Saw an episode of HIMYM and now I'm making an RP post inspired by it. And you? You clearly liked it because, why wouldn't you? So message me. It'll be LEGEN... waitforit... DARY! LEGEN-DARY!!!
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