You look deep into my eyes while sitting across the table from me. You're a little chilly; after all, it was a first date, so you dressed up a little more than usual. Or should I say under-dressed a little? Either way, you're conscious of not knocking over the glass of wine in front of you as you lean over to say:

"Really? You've never been on a date with an Asian girl before? I'm the first one?"

You look incredulously at me after I admit it; your mouth slightly agape. An Asian guy who, somehow, has never been with an Asian girl?

Your surprise makes sense, I mean I'm not a weirdo neet incel or anything. I work out; I have a fairly successful career. I have a healthy body count. Your friends have even described me as "a catch".

We're at a bar, and I'm looking around a little nervously, not wanting to be overheard by the other patrons. How we got onto this topic on our very first date, I don't know. But we're here now.

You pick up on my brief anxiety and lean in closer.

"Want to change that?" You offer with a grin and a slight twinkle in your eye.

Of course, before we start . . . making changes, we have a conversation that builds up to the main event. We talk about Asian-American identity, fetishism, sexual dynamics, kinks, stereotypes, grievances. I want to know about your sexual past. Got anything to confess to me?

In my case, maybe I guess it boils down to identity issues? I was adopted at birth by a non-asian family. I guess when I was younger, I tried to deny that side of myself. You ever watch Harold and Kumar? Remember when Harold rejects Cindy Kim because he doesn't want to be with an Asian? That was me, I guess. But, like I said, now I'm trying to change that.

Uh, but in, like, a horny way, lol

I mean, we all know the stereotypes, right? Well, maybe one way of getting rid of them is to just talk about them.

And once we have that out of the way, maybe we do a little more than that.

You know that Steven Yeun/Ali Wong tv show Beef? There's scene in it where Ali Wong and Young Mazino go absolutely crazy on each other. (If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it) Anyway, I want to create that kind of sweaty, passionate Asian-on-Asian scene for myself. If that takes a long, winding build up for us to mentally prepare for the hot, sweaty release - than so be it, I'd look forward to it.

The talking about it part is important though.

If you're going to be my first Asian, just know that I've got decades of repression boiled up inside that I cannot wait to unleash upon you. Ideally, you do as well and can reciprocate in kind.

Nails scratching on my back, beads of sweat collecting on our foreheads, fistfuls of hair grabbed, the lewd sound of flesh slapping against each other. Filling you up; stretching you out; reclaiming our identities by force.

Yum.

Anyway, please write me if you're a fun, thoughtful, flirty and kind Asian girl who wants to get a little naughty with a fellow Asian man. Girls only please. Thanks for reading!