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and since I'm alone at home with no turkey to speak of, perhaps I could stuff you instead?
I usually have some kinks involved (and if the bird needs to be tied up/restrained, I'm all for it), but today I'm more focused on using my built-in baster on you. Maybe you're bored while the rest of the family is watching football. Maybe you're supposed to be cooking dinner but instead kicked everyone out of the kitchen, let me in the back door, and turned on the blender so no one could hear your moans. Or maybe your Friendsgiving was earlier this week and you're alone at home like me. Tell me what the situation is, and I'll be happy to make you very thankful today.
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