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25 [M4F] #paris - My sofa needs company (urgent: my sofa needs company or rather a facesit 🤣)
Hello everyone, So there you have it, I'm embarking on the great adventure of modern singleness, and I have a problem: my sofa is too comfortable. I think he suffers from a lack of social life, and frankly, I'm ready to share this comfortable depression of Netflix and snacks with someone.
So I'm looking for a partner for express getaways (and by that, I mean evenings watching series, unlimited pizza and, if the mood strikes, a wild dance in the living room like the duck dance💀). No pressure, just laughter, positive vibes and maybe a pillow fight.
Requirements: - Loving hair (or at least pretending to) - Being able to laugh at my jokes that are not funny at all - Commit to not judging my movie choices (yes, I watch 90 Day to Fiancé over and over again) If you're up for this "couch-potato" mission with a slight hint of adventure, let me know!
Together we could give this sofa the happiness it deserves. P.S.: If you have recommendations for series or snacks, I'm interested. Dm are open so let's get dirty 💀🤧😂
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