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42 [M4F] Tell me your juiciest, most depraved secrets (or let me squeeze them out of you, if you prefer)
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Jaded-Translator4985 is a male age 42 looking for a female
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Sexual reproduction evolved hundreds of millions of years ago.

Mistakes were made.

Then Apes showed up, and started adding self-awareness into the mix. Sexuality became a thing.

The mistakes didn't exactly decrease in frequency.

Then, about 42 years ago, I was born. An objectively remarkable event. Even I don't remember it.

I've made my fair share of mistakes. Also had adventures. One thing I have realized is I love the company of women. I'm not really the marrying type. I have tried live-in relationships, with varying degrees of success.

These days, I prefer to meet women online. In a lot of ways, it's easier to get to know a person, when you don't have to deal with all the emotional baggage and hassle that inevitably comes with meeting someone in person.

I have plenty of stories to tell. I am also a good listener.

So if you are a woman, and you have a tale to tell, about YOUR sex life, I would love to hear it. As long as it will be fun for you to share, out of some exhibitionist desire. Or just to get it off your chest. I'll hear your confession. Provide insight, or reassurance, if that's what you need. Or more dirty, misogynistic talk, if that is what would turn you on.

I'm a kind, well-read, empathetic soul. I am also down to clown, and very hard to shock.

So try me, if you've been looking to someone to hear your confession. And, if you want, you can hear some of mine.

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