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I’m a spooky bitch. A goth in layman’s terms. Horror movies, all black wardrobe, cemeteries. And with Halloween right around the corner, you know I’m in heat. Gomez and Mortica Addams were always couple goals. The way he would do absolutely anything for her. I want that kind of devotion.
You on the other hand? The big man on campus? Well let’s just say you’re not my type. Football star, perfect student, always having a girl on your arm. But it was never serious with them. Everyone knew it was just to add another notch in your belt. But then soon I notice you staring at me in the halls and the classes we had. Looking for a date with death? Not that you would so anything about it. You had a reputation to uphold. But there was just something about me…
Your football buddies always tease you about your staring. Because it’s not like you didn’t make it obvious. Plus you’d bedded pretty much every other girl on campus by now. So they decide to do something about it. “Go ask her out. Might be the most action she’s gotten all year.” They crack, high fiving. I’m on the other side of the quad smoking. Now’s your chance.
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