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I'm not really sure what I'm looking for. I know, that's probably the last sentence you want to see as the opening to a post. So I'm going to do my best to get all my thoughts out there without turning this into a rambling wall of words.
I'm bored, often. It's not that life lacks excitement or anything. I just find myself easily bored. I've also found that conversation seems to be the best fix for the issue. So that's what I'm here for.
I like silly. I like absurd. Goofy. Fun is sexy.
I am married. My wife does not know I'm on here. That being the case I am pretty inconsistent about when I can/will answer. So, ideally, we're able to make this last a while where we can message back and forth when we're able.
I'm not looking for 100% smutty conversation at all times. I'm looking for fun.
I'm 5'10" with thick brown hair, blue eyes, and a short beard. I have a slender dadbod and try to stay consistent about going to the gym. I'm not going to lie and tell you I'm a 10/10, but I have been told I'm pleasing on the eyes and I'm probably more attractive than average.
Now, as far as my taste in women... I do prefer small bodies. Butt over boobs, but shape matters more than size. Tanlines are the sexiest accessory a woman can have. Also a big fan of glasses. If you wear Converse we'll be instant friends. All of this being said, I don't expect you to perfectly match up to my preferences, just wanted to throw them out here so you get a better idea of me.
Anyways... Feels like that's enough typing right? I hope I managed to catch your interest. Let's see where the conversation takes us shall we?
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