Hey there, let's start things off with a quick laugh...

"What goes in hard and dry, but comes out wet and soft? Bubblegum"

"What is long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"

"My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues."

Now lets cut to the chase

I feel like the bar is pretty low here. Just a genuine guy looking for a woman that likes sexting, exchanging pics, and getting off together; afterall this is an nsfw sub and that is what you are here for, is it not? And yet, here you are, looking for a reason to scroll to the next post rather than reach out. Should this really be that complicated? You want some sexy fun and I want to offer that, it really is not complicated.

I understand we all have our type, that is important, so take a quick peruse and you will see I am genuine, good looking, and have a sense of humor.

I don't need a paragraph about yourself, however, if you expect a little banter/flirty fun, then all I ask is to be prepared to offer the same in return. Again, low bar, and yet there are so many posts expecting people to provide their lifestory as an introduction, which is frankly an absurd expectation. I am not one of those people, but some expression of personality is nice to make the conversation, sexting, exchange, flow smoother and simply not make it feel like I am talking to a brick wall. Brick walls are not sexy unless you are a graffiti artist. Spoiler: nope. I do work in the arts, but I am not looking for a blank canvas to fill, just someone with physical beauty to appreciate, and if so desired, inward beauty to share.

To recap, horny guy looking for horny women on an nsfw sub....bare minimum. Prove me wrong.

Must be 21 and provide a picture of yourself (call back to the importance of attraction, this shouldn't surprise anyone).