It’s hard being a donkey-dicked gooner. Even when I have a wall of screens with all the porn I could want—MILFs giving me instructions, plastic-filled gals shoving the fattest dildos in all their holes, college girls giving the sloppiest blowbangs, wives getting BLACKED and BLEACHED, etc.—I still have such a hard time emptying these apple sized jizzkegs. All that ball broth sloshing around in them with each stroke… but it’s like it just won’t ever come out!

I can barely even jerk myself off in the first place! Not even both my hands can wrap around this juicy girthslab, and there’s over two whole fucking feet of marriage-ending, womb-shattering, jawbreaking fuckmeat to cover. I’ve tried using fleshlights, but I always tear them open 🫤

It takes days of edging, usually with way more help than just that of my hands, to finally release all of this pent up goonseed. Imagine dropping a mentos in a coke bottle and then fusing the cap back onto the bottle… and still somehow adding a half dozen in there over the course of the week until it finally explodes the bottle in every direction. What usually would just be a liter of baby batter has turned into gallons of dickslime, and even if I try to wear an XXXXXXXL Triple Deluxe Ultra Durable Magnum condom, if I don’t tear it open as I throb, then I end up flooding it till it bursts and covers me and my room in a hot, disgustingly thick, slimy mess!

So that’s me 😅. I’d love if you could offer me some advice, but I’m just as open to answering any questions you have about my problematic oversized hyper hung gooner cock.

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Thanks for reading this! I’m just looking for a conversation—no discussing things OOC, this isn’t a roleplay. Just jump right in talking like this is real! If you’re interested, send me a chat introducing yourself a bit, what you make of my situation, and something to get us talking.

Women only (MILFs to the front of the line!), and if you’re a size queen I hope you’re vocal about it 😉

Limits: futa, incest, scat, blood, non-humans

ALSO: pay attention to the fact that I’m a gooner. You can be flirty and whatever, but the problem at hand is that I’m struggling to GOON! Sure, part of the problem is that my pipes are packed with the thickest, creamiest, most virile nutsludge imaginable, but I’m not open to any solutions that involve it going in or near your holes; that’s just having sex, and I’m trying to GOON