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At 8PM I ring the buzzer. There's a pause and a moment later the door unlocks automatically.
I push the door open, nervously peering into the unfamiliar marble entryway. Finding the stairs, I make my way up to Suite 200. I shouldn't be so nervous. After all, I'm the customer. I've paid $6,000 to be here!
I'm here to enjoy a tasting menu of physical discomfort. The chef is world renowned for their ability to cause precise sensual pain in exactly the right portions.
We have a pre-arranged menu:
To Start:
Welcome. A cotton swab (on a wooden stick) pressed into the sinus via the nose.
A bitter burn. Twelve strokes of a long ruler across the nipples. (With wasabi)
Say Ahh. A cocktail muddler used to explore the throat. (Includes complementary tongue clamp)
Main Course:
The long probe. Our 17" long rounded metal probe about the diameter of a thumb. The probe starts out at 125°F as it cools its slowly pushed deeper into the guests anal cavity.
Desert:
The sparkling finish. A stainless steel rod and a brass clamp in a sensitive spot. Featuring 30 volts of alternating current
When I arrive the host whispers to me:
"We don't normally offer this, but to someone of your tastes, we could also offer a "chef's choice" menu.
How about it weird sadistic perverts of reddit: What would you put on your tasting menu for sexual masochists?
Kinks: Power play, obedience, punishment, embarrassment, pain Â
Limits: Incest, unrealistic stuff.
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