And don’t even get me started about pornstars

Award season has been a problem …

I’m hooked, I can’t help myself. Celebrities are just the ones that do it for me, can’t quite explain why. The red carpet looks, the perfect bodies, the beauty on screen, even looking casual on the street or airport. I just can’t get enough celebrity content. My list of crushes has gotten bigger and bigger over the years, I can only see it continuing to expand. I follow more celeb subs than I’d like to admit. I’ve even sought out specific women to date just because they vaguely resembled a celebrity.

Are you a celebrity? I know some of you linger around here. Do you get told all the time that you look like one? Then you’ve probably already turned me on. Please come say hello.

If you don’t look like a celebrity, that’s okay but you’re already less interesting to me, want to keep me focused? Ask me questions or show me pictures. I’ll be drooling with a hard on before you know it.

Here it is, in no particular order: Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively, Alex Morgan, Kristen Bell, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Margot Robbie, Olivia Wilde, Olivia Munn, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel Bilson, Aubrey Plaza, Gal Gadot, Jessica Chastain, Sofia Vergara, Ana de Armas, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Dakota Johnson, Halsey, Andrea Savage, Erin Hayes, Brooklyn Decker, June Diane Raphael, Zoey Deutch, Florence Pugh, Saoirse Ronan, Salma Hyack, Anya Taylor-Joy, Vanessa Hudgens, Anna Kendrick, Brie Larson, Emily Blunt, Alexandra Daddario, Lily James, Jenna Ortega, Zendaya, Isabela Merced, Julie Bowen, Sarah Hyland, Natalia Dyer, Rachel Zegler, Claire Hogle, Mandy Lee, Hailey Ostrom, Eiza Gonzalez, Patti Harrison

Kinks: cheating, public/semi public, picture references, different outfits, spit, choking, handjobs, mutual masturbation, being caught, lots of cum, fit women, turning of the tables (plenty others, just ask)

Limits: bathroom, full noncon, violence, incest