As busty girl with a generally submissive slant, I enjoy chats and conversation focused around the fact that my chest size unintentionally causes some faux pas and a lot little daily inconveniences most people wouldn't expect.

They can be comical like how I have to hold my phone away from my body or be careful how I walk down stairs (it's genuinely tricky!) - to more frustrating things like not being able to easily "dress down" for polite, low-key occassions. Buttons and certain types of tops are a really hit or miss experiences and trying to slim down for a professional setting is about as hard as Christina Hendricks in mad men looking conservative.

Exercise and sports is a whole other ball game where the weight in my chest is so heavy and, well, unstable that I can't run around or articulate myself without feelings like giant beach balls are bouncing around inches from my face.

For someone who can tease and enjoy the unique slice of life that big boobs bring, I'd love to converse. I'm not even interested in a strictly sexual or graphic conversation but more of a sweetly silly, slightly teasing chat. Big boobs are funny and some guys enjoy listening to a girl get exasperated about the unintentional burdens of her big chest with a slightly humiliation element to it.

Don't even get me started about trendy clothes or going out to the shop and just trying to get something off the rack. It's always an adventure that ends up with me squeezing into something that I desperately want to work but isnt - or just caving and going up a size and then trying to avoid the tent effect of my boobs. They make the shirt stick out a foot from my body as if I weigh more than I do. Sigh. At least they make great cupholders.