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Yes, this is for the younger women...or I guess it doesn't matter because it's the internet and who really knows. But here's what's happening.
I'm a single dad and you're my step daughter/niece/whatever. You just graduated and asked if you could have some friends over for a party and to swim. I have a big house with a fancy pool on a private lot. I'm the cool dad/uncle/whatever so you know I will buy beer and stuff, as long as everyone stays. So I tell you, of course you can. I add that everyone has to stay over if there is drinking. And to be funny, I also say, and no swimsuits are allowed in the pool. You laugh but it's not crazy for me to say that because over the years we have come to being comfortable at home and often walk around naked and we haven't worn a swimsuit in our pool in years. You say, "got it. Everyone naked" and walk away.
After the graduation ceremony, I go home while you and your friends get some food. I put beers in a cooler and grab a stack of towels to help set up for you. I go inside and wait. Once I hear car doors slam close, I look out the window and see you and a handful of your female friends stripping down in the driveway and start coming up the back walkway to the pool. Everyone completely naked.
Interested? Tell me about yourself and let's see how it goes.
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