34m I'm not here for your photos!!

Know that I successfully got you to open this post I have to win you over with some words of wit ;)

If you're looking to just pass time, I may be your guy If you're looking for something long-term, I may be your guy If you're looking for a role play, I may be your guy If you're looking for a hot steamy chat, I may be your guy If you're looking for someone that can be descriptive with a wild imagination, I may be your guy If you're looking for something short-term, I may be your guy. If you're looking to have fun, I may be your guy

The beauty of that words is imagination. You want me to be your doctor and do a pervy checkup and tell me all the things that you were too scared to ask your doctor? I could do that. I'm just warning you. I might use my cock as a thermometer. It's much more accurate in the anus.

Maybe you want a role play scene where you're coming to interview in a sex store that sells different toys and you're going to have to try them out. Hit me up, let's try it!!

You are one of those weird people that like being degraded and being called names and having people make fun of you and treat you like a toilet bowl. Let me know, I can do that!

But if you're one of the normal people that like having a steamy sensual romantic fun, long exciting, fast paced, slow moving erotic s texting I can do that too.

If you're still reading this, you recommend you are super super great and awesome and so attention to detail. I like you already!!

If you identify as an animal, explain to me why you see yourself as a whale. Is it the blubber? Maybe it's underwater so no one could see you or the sharp teeth. I don't care. I will help you along your fantasy.

And I can tell you some of mine. I wish to grow a second cock so I can do DP simultaneously just by myself.

So whatever your sexual desires and fantasies are hit me up. I probably can fulfill them. I am funny. Good looking smart. Rich and bashful.

Oh, and I'm doing this obviously to see pictures of your naked titties just like everyone else. So please let me know if you're going to be happy to share pictures or not :)