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34[M4F] All this Father wants for Christmas is a ho-ho-homewrecker.
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Altruistic_Mix_4385 is a male age 34 looking for a female
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It's not too much to ask really. And yes, okay, I guess asking for something that puts me straight in the naughty list goes against the spirit of Christmas, but I really want one.

The problem is, I've got a big, 9" cock and a libido to match. But my wife just never wants to fuck. Ever. And a guy has got to get his bells jingled somehow.

So here's the deal, you bring yourself as the gift. I provide the mistletoe and a real big "candy cane" for you to suck on. And we both end up praising God by the end of our time together.

About me: 6ft. Slim/toned. Short hair/beard. Tattoo's. And a big, married cock.

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34
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a female
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10 months ago