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Writing titles for these is challenging!...Anyway, hello there, thanks for stopping by, Iâm SuperHappyDeathSquad and you may know me from erotic audios and artworkâŚor maybe you just thought that title was clever and you wanted to see whatâs going on in this particular postâŚwelcome, have a seat, take off your shirt, donât be shyâŚ
So, Iâm boredâŚand Iâm sure youâre bored too, yes?...of course, itâs a strange time to exist at this particular moment in time, so I thought maybe we could chat a bit, pass the time, get to know one anotherâŚwhy not, right?...I mean, thereâs really only so much pornography and Netflix one person can watchâŚ
This isnât really a roleplay or anything of that natureâŚmostly, Iâd just like a fun, kinky, sexy person to chat with throughout the dayâŚso I donât have a prompt, per seâŚbut hey, hereâs some conversation starters!...
Maybe you arenât feeling it with your SO anymore and looking for an outletâŚmaybe you want to exchange dirty messages and texts and such next to him?...Wouldnât that be fun? (Yes, yes it would)
Maybe youâre interested in kink, but not really sure how to get startedâŚmaybe youâre experienced and missing the connection as we are basically locked inside nowâŚmaybe you just bought a brand new flogger and are all âgee, I sure wish someone would tell me where and how many times to strike myself with thisââŚ.
Perhaps you just like talking about sexy sex things and past experiences or things youâd like to tryâŚ
Look, I dunno, but Iâm fun, and witty, and a half way decent writer, so if that appeals to you, then say hey and letâs see if we can strike up a conversationâŚand you know, if you want to be nude while messaging me, thatâs totally cool tooâŚpants are absolutely optionalâŚ
Cheers and hope to hear from you soonâŚ
PS - You can find a lot out about me if you look over my post history, but the broad strokes - I'm over 40, Dom, and in the Eastern Time Zone...I love scotch and pizza and Big Lebowski...those are the highlights.
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