I don't know if you're a cheater or not, the truth is that I don't even care. Have you ever thought about cheating, although not in a full swing? You can always go balls-deep dick in pussy with cum deep in your stomach but, at some point, we can get a little more creative by finding ways to keep the guilt to a minimum while indulging ourselves in deep desires.

I don't know how we met, maybe the already classic Tinder or, why not, while you were replying to this post. But we're married people, we have families, we work, we have lives to live and mouths to feed. We don't even have enough time to properly cheat. Here are a few options. Our first time, saying hello to each other should be in an elevator or even a bus. We meet, I grab your ass, and we part ways. I mean, there's always a stranger around that can do that to you and you were just unfortunate to be his victim. It's not like we ever talked to each other so we are still strangers but I bet that we'll have long showers that day. One day I might tell you, while feeling any part of your body, that I want to bend you over right there because you're a cum hungry bitch, like any other woman. See, I am just a random redneck and you are just unfortunate. There's clearly a problem with these immigrants!

I hope that you get my idea. So, how would you plausible cheat? Are you going to a massage once in a while? Well, I can skip a day of gym, get a hotel room, and be your sleazy masseur for an hour or so. Nobody will know but we won't fuck, although my work ethic will be sketchy at best. I want to have a conversation, not a roleplay, with someone with similar thoughts. To be sure that you read more than a title, tell me your time zone. I'm in Central Europe.