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I've woken up in a strange mood today even for my usually pretty weird brain.
I don't know if it's because I decided to try writing some smut yesterday or maybe because the train ride home was filled with drunk 18yr old girls in tiny dresses that were one careless movement away from confirming my suspicion they had nothing on beneath.
But I've woken up this morning horny as fuck, so turned on my body is aching. And at the exact same time I have no interest in doing anything about it? It's like one half of my brain wants to cum so bad and the other half is equally committed to not wanting to deal with the mess.
And then there's a similar argument going on between "Going for a walk outside sounds better than sex" and "Going outside would require putting clothes on which sounds like hell itself."
So end result is I've spent the last few hours since I woke watching porn and just enjoying the tingling sensations going all through my body while trying to keep my hands otherwise busy lol
Thought I'd post this here just to get it off my chest, and maybe someone's interested in talking for a bit.
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