Before you respond, read everything. I will know if you don't. And I will know if you send me a response that is low effort.

Both you and I are asking that question. Why and how do you find yourself here, reading this post? What piqued your interest? What about this post made you want to read further?

There are two answers that could solve this question I've asked you. The first, and much more simple answer, is that you were simply horny. Passing the time. Browsing Reddit for entertainment. This is social media, isn't it? It's a means to escape daily life and get off while you're at it (if you're lucky). A simple answer to a simple question.

But what if the question wasn't that simple? What if the simple answer you tell yourself and want to believe just isn't it? Then that's when we get to the real answer, the real solution for what you're doing.

You aren't here only to get off. There are loads of porn posts and videos that are easy, free, and quick to use. You aren't here to pass the time. Why would you be scrounging through the personals subreddits if you want to simply waste a night with interactions that are more than likely disappointing? And if this were just entertainment, you'd be watching porn. If you're here, you want something more. Something that feels personal. That feels real.

That's why you're here, now we need to answer how. You didn't just magically find this place one day. This didn't fall in your lap and you decided to try it. You sought this out. You wanted a person to talk to because nothing else can satisfy you the way you need anymore. Look at yourself. Endlessly scrolling through post after post of dick pics, onlyfans promos, and nudes taken in bad taste. You're sick of the lack of effort and energy that this site has succumbed to. You are desperately trying to claw your way back to when your imagination was enough, or when a few posts on Reddit was all it took to find what you were searching for.

And to top it all off. You're not here because you're normal. Or vanilla. Your kinks have gotten out of hand because of how escalated you've made them. You have been noticing that it's harder and harder to satisfy yourself. That you need to look to darker and darker places to satiate your needs. You could even have trauma that forced you down this dark path of evergrowing needs.

That's where I come in to help. That's where you can find some ray of hope. I am here to listen and guide you. To be your therapist that you can say whatever you want to. This of course won't be a healthy and professional relationship, but one where you're being analyzed and broken apart. If you wanted normal therapy, you'd seek professional help. But through me, you could find out if you're worth saving or worth making worse.

Now this must sound wonderful by now, but taking on new patients is a difficult process. If you want to apply, know a few things first. -I need transparency. Too many fake people and dishonest patients make for a frustrating time. I don't want to spend time on people not worth my time. -I need you to be willing to let me in. If I am going to help you I need you to understand that I need to know how you operate. How you exist in your world and how you have been hurt before. -I need you to be able to talk. No being shy. No waiting to open up. Sure, you can get yourself comfortable but don't think that I will give you my time if you don't want to talk without being prompted.

If you're still reading and want what I am offering, send me a message. I won't respond if you don't include your name, your age, your reason for why you want me as a therapist, what time zone you're in, and how long you've been on Reddit looking for people.