I'm looking for a good shag, tomorrow (Saturday) afternoon.  Not an exchange of photos or fantasies or an exploration of the theoretical possibility of sex.  Real, skin-to-skin, pelvis-to-pelvis, groaning, thrusting, hair pulling, lip biting, sweaty, tangle-limbed fucking. 

I'm fat, fair, and 49. (Here are some recent terrible selfies: https://imgur.com/a/xAP7n2h)  My handle on kik and FetLife is "Gearewe". 

I like smart, honest men with good stamina and a vigorous approach. And I care about my partners, so I'm looking for somebodies who are vaccinated against COVID 19 and consistently use condoms. 

I live near Metric and Braker.  I don't live alone, so if we play here (and I hope we will; I'd rather host than travel) there's a good chance my partner would be in the other room.  You don't have to worry about him.  He won't be thinking about you.  (He gets enough of me climbing all over him to just enjoy the break.) 

Reddit's chat function is atrocious, so I turned it off. Just send a message. And tell me why you think you're what I'm looking for (and vice versa). "Hey," doesn't give me anything to go on.