Fucking covid, am I right? We were so close to precedented times, y’all.

As we slip into the gaping maw of the delta variant without having a chance to fully recover from covid classic, I find myself grasping at straws to find enough endorphins to trick my brain into thinking everything is not on fire all the time. Let’s fuck around and make some neurotransmitters the old fashioned way. ^{With sex.}

If our personalities vibe but there’s no physical spark, I’m down for friendship, but I would definitely prefer a regular physical (fwb) connection.

About me:
5’10”, long blonde hair, cute, vaccinated, std free, nerdy, big boobs, long legs, very flexible.

I do a lot of yoga and am getting in to weight lifting/strength training — would be great to find someone who’s in to that shit cuz I’d love a gym buddy to 😏 work 😏 up 😏 a 😏 sweat 😏 with 😏. Would love to learn how to play golf or tennis, go hiking, ride bikes, skate, etc with someone. I’m sick of screens and want to DO STUFF.

Please keep in mind that even though I’ve lost 80 pounds and am physically active on a regular basis, I still have a chubby/fat body because it doesn’t go away overnight. I’m comfortable with my body, you should be, too.

I live in north Austin, I’m available nights and weekends, and I can host or travel within a reasonable distance to you.

Kinks and stuff:
I’m a switch—caring domme/bratty sub, rough sex, noisy sex, very into oral—giving and receiving—and 69, teasing, edging, dirty talk, sexting, phone sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism

Hard no’s:
Age play, DDLG/mommy stuff, large age difference, CNC/rape play, degradation, humiliation, CBT, cuckolding, scat/piss/vomit, hard drugs, couples, unicorn hunters, “discreet encounters”, ENM/poly people, anal/putting things in my butthole

You:
VACCINATED, tall, age 28-48, non-smoker, std free, extroverted/social, at least somewhat physically active, capable of holding a quality conversation, confident, decisive, vocal in bed, passionate about eating pussy, down to cuddle & have sexy sleepovers sometimes. I do not have a preference on race. I do prefer taller than me but it’s not a dealbreaker.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I’m not looking for a relationship right now. Yes, I want to cuddle and shit, but that doesn’t mean I’m looking to find a spouse, I’m just an extrovert who lives alone and is going nuts with all of this isolation. I like hugs and watching tv while your hand is on my boob. Anonymous sex is not fun for me.

Quality responses that specifically mention what you are interested in AND include a picture are more likely to receive a response. I have pics to trade.

I read your profile and skim your history before I reply. I say this not because I require you to have an extensive post history, but to be clear that if you message me and are active in subs that are geared towards my hard NOs list, don’t be surprised when I ignore and/or block you,