Last updated Feb 17. If this post is still up, I’m still looking. I’m not in a hurry and I got a lot of replies.

Low quality messages with no information and/or pictures are less likely to receive a response.

Got out of an abusive relationship a year ago and I’m still not ready for anything serious but I miss the physical intimacy of a relationship and honestly Tinder is exhausting.

I want to hold hands, cuddle, maybe have a sexy sleepover, but no pressure of a relationship. I’d prefer something regular/consistent/FWB-esque as long as it remains convenient for both of us, but I’d be open to a one time thing under the right circumstances. I am absolutely not looking for a relationship right now.

North Austin area, but willing to meet up within a reasonable distance. I don’t have roommates but I do have pets. Also if you don’t eat pussy, move along and don’t waste our time.

This is obviously a throwaway account, happy to trade pics and chat to see if we vibe enough to set up some fun. If you message, please give me something more than “hey”. Sending me a thoughtful intro with information about yourself and/or a picture is the easiest way to increase the chance of me reading and responding to your message! If you clearly didn’t read my post I will not reply to you.

Basic vital stats:
5’10”, blonde, fairly cute, big boobs, smallish butt, soft in the middle, great legs, smart, funny, extremely extroverted, loud, likes to talk/text A LOT, great at both big and little spoon, extremely affectionate, love physical touch, non-smoker, don’t do drugs, covid-free, STD-free, available nights and weekends

Interests:
Creative/artsy shit, video games, science podcasts, standup comedy, 80s movies, documentaries, yoga, animals, cooking

Kinks and stuff:
I’m a switch (caring domme/bratty sub), rough sex, very into oral/69, teasing, edging, dirty talk, voyeurism, exhibitionism (if you’re fun I’ll tell you my nsfw Reddit name or we can make content together)

Hard no’s:
Age play, CNC/rape play, degradation, humiliation, CBT, cuckolding, scat/piss/vomit, hard drugs, unicorn hunters, “discreet encounters” aka not interested in helping you cheat

Ideally, you are:
Tall, STD free, extroverted or at least fairly social, non-smoker, rockin a cute butt, interesting, capable of holding a decent conversation, reasonably vocal in bed, willing/able to sleep over occasionally

You must be somewhat in my age range ( /-10 years). I will not fuck you if you’re 18, I don’t care how good you think you are, you’re not.