Hello!

My partner and I have been discussing the option of adding in a third. We actually met on Reddit, so there have got to be more than just two good and interesting people on here... She has a fantasy of hands: lots and lots of hands!

She is kind, patient, and hilarious with a good sense of humor (aka she laughs at my jokes). She initially brought up the idea with me and I'm curious to explore more things with her. Some of her favorite movies include Radioland Murders and Clue. She also enjoys hiking and soaking in the hot tub.

He is passionate and enthusiastic and eager to please. He's learning how to make me wiggle and squirm, and he does a good job ;-) He enjoys, hiking, ultimate frisbee, and puns. There's a bit more about him in the post history, where you'll also be able to find some naughty photos of us.

On the pandemic side of things, we are high risk but we do keep tight quarantine bubbles. We take COVID seriously, and also sexual health. We have recent STI panels to exchange, and we would expect the same from you.

We are looking to make a connection with someone who can stimulate our minds, before moving on to the bedroom. Someone aged 22-45 would be our limits. Neither of us drink, so we prefer someone who is also sober. The first meet-up would be outside with masks for a run/jog. Physical fitness is important!

All play will happen at a hotel. Be financially comfortable with this added expense.

In your message, please give a short bio about you. What's your voting plan? What songs do you have on repeat? This is the M's account, but we will both be reading and replying to every message. People who will go to the top of the list include users that have diverse post and comment history and posts and comments that include puns and word plays. Send us your favorite joke!