This might end up being a long post, so just a heads up.

This past weekend I was hanging out with my girlfriends (yes, men and women can plutonic relationship). We were celebrating a friend, catching up and having a good time. Eventually the drinks started to flow and the tea started to spill. Specifically about all the great sex that my lady friends were having with some new people they recently met.

Of course we start exchanging stories. I've always been a rather adventurous and had plenty to share. But I was so turned on by what my friends were telling me. How excited they were to learn they were squirters. How they were a little dirtier than I would originally have thought. I appreciated their honesty in the details and how much they enjoy good sex.

I've had my fair share of luck this year, but it was no where near as good as what I was hearing. I take pride in making sure the person I am with is fully pleased. My goal is always to make a woman squirt. And I take my time to try to make it happen.

But recently the sex I've been getting is like basic pizza. Nothing wrong with basic pizza, it's hard to be bad. But I haven't had that mind blowing, toes curling, hot, sweaty, and lengthy sex that I have enjoyed from the stories I was sharing with them.

I'm not sure who is going to see this, but if you are still reading you might be the person I'm looking for. I'm confident in my abilities, I actively listen to wants and desires, and looking to please you till you are out of breath. I stay in decent shape, nice build, full head of wavy hair, great legs and stamina. I probably wouldn't be your first choice at the bar, but I have been that second or third option with the witty jokes, respectful, and easy going demeanor.

I know tonight a lot of people are edge with the elections. So if you looking for a nice distraction, let's get some drinks.