To My hotel, for clarification. I’ll buy my own drinks, and I’ll buy you one or two as well :-)

Curvy is one way to describe me, fat is also a good word. More importantly, HSV 2 positive. Now. I’ve never had an outbreak, and I’m religious about taking anti virals. But. There’s a risk. Also you can’t get me pregnant :-P

If you’re under 30….stay out of my DMs unless you’re ridiculously educated or something. It’s not you, it’s me. I like my men just a little bit older. As in old enough to get that joke.

I’m fucking smart, and can carry on a conversation about just a lot anything. Even cars. And fantasy football. My fucking RBs are my week spot and don’t get me started on Aiyuk. Tank O’ Dell though. He could hit it.

I’ll happily share a picture after we’ve established rapport. I’m not looking to chat all damn night, but there needs to be connection.