Maybe you're recently separated or divorced, or maybe you're just single and not looking. I don't want a relationship, I just want friends with benefits. Emphasis on the friends (i.e., don't send a dick pic or expect instant sexting). And the benefits, of course. We love the benefits.
You're 35-50 and know that good chemistry is more than just physical attraction. That said, you like a thick girl with an hourglass figure and a slightly cynical take on the world. You're reasonably fit and have some sort of style - cool glasses, piercings or tattoos, maybe a really good collection of band tshirts. You consider yourself leftist or liberal politically (I simply can't fuck a Republican) and you have things to talk about beside the weather or what I did for Labor Day.
What's the catch? Well, I'm not exactly single myself and you'll have to just ignore my lapse of ethics to enjoy my company. I promise good friendship, great sex, and no danger of catching feelings. If you're up for that, send me a message and tell me the best shape of pasta. It might take a second for me to read replies.
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