Hello again, Reddit! Hope you're all getting weird and having a blast this summer. My girlfriend and I are on the hunt for a cool gal interested in hanging out and having fun in and out of the bedroom. I know, I know; super original. What we lack in originality, we more than make up for in humor, kindness, openness, impeccable taste in music, being a couple of cuties, and just being absolute delights.

About her: She's 5'5" and slender with an absolutely unbelievable butt, dirty blonde chin-length hair, the sweetest smile, beautiful blue eyes, and a bosom that, though modest in size, packs a punch in perkiness. (Yeah, that's right: You're supposed to be horny despite the word bosom being used only semi-ironically.) Disarmingly sincere, she is herself at all times, and she is an absolutely wonderful little dork with a heart of gold, so that's a great thing.

About him: He's 6'2" with an average build, short brown hair, dimples for days, and cool blue eyes (and she said that I should warn potential partners that I'm well-endowed, so consider yourself on notice). Innocent looks with a dirty mind, he's a flirt and a charmer with invariably mellow vibes.

About us: We're unapologetic leftists, and we really only want to hang with people who believe in human rights and dignity, so maybe don't reach out if that isn't your thing. Major music fans, we love live music, sharing favorite tunes, or just putting on a playlist and jamming out together while having a couple drinks. Lovers of animals, the outdoors, and simple pleasures.

In bed, we're both pleasers, so we love to take care of each other, and we'd love to take care of you! We're very open-minded and love to try new things, so discussing kinks and seeing what you're into is super welcome! We're both passionate, great kissers, orally inclined all around, and the sexiest thing a mouth can do is communicate, so we're here to tell you what works for us and listen to what works for you to make sure everyone involved has an incredible time.

We're STI negative and prefer to stay that way, so let's talk sexy about safety before any funny business.

If you've read even most of this, thanks for your time and attention! If any of this is appealing, hit us up with a SFW picture to start, and we'll reply with the same!

(I shouldn't have to say this, but I've posted before, and I have to say this: Please, no fellas. Love ya, but you're not what we're after.)