5’11”. Bit of a dadbod, though thick in all the bestest of places. Tested regularly, and will provide results before any play.

I’m looking to explore scenarios that my wife and other partners aren’t particularly interested in, with a gal who unabashedly owns, and basks in their sluttiness.

A short list of shenanigans I’d like to get into include, in no particular order:

• gangbangs and orgies. (smaller groups/house parties, ideally) I was previously part of a group of ~15ish or so that’d get together every couple of months, and would like to find community like that again.
• public/car/parking lot/garage play… all of the above. lol I like playing with myself discreetly, but would love some company to be perverted with. Whatever which way: quick and dirty then go our separate ways, making a day of it, with multiple locations and rounds, or just cheesy and hokey like the pornos where the gal walks up on the guy looking for ‘directions’… hahah
• dogging. I mean, it’s really just the natural melding of the first two.
• gooning. As much as I enjoy being a social butterfly, somedays we can just stay in, smoke each other dumb, and edge alllllll day long while my wife is at work. *in moderation.
• reverse gangbang. Bring all your friends, use me for what I’m good for.
• age gap. My wife is older, and in addition to good ol’ fashion cuckqueaning, wants to - her words: “watch [me] fuck some e-girl TikTok hoes”.
• hotwife/stag & vixen. I love watching women get everything they desire, crave, and deserve.
• gloryholes. Would love to vet some folks for a group trip out to AAA/Pancy or whatever it’s called now.
• cumplay. Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on… bukkake, felching, etc. The bigger cumslut you are, the better.

Hopefully that’s an exhaustive enough primer for folks to figure out whether we’d be a good fit, but I’m happy to expound on it more if needed. I also wanna say, this ain’t just about me getting what I want!! Ideally, your list will look similar/close to mine, but if there’s something you’d like to tryyyyyyyy… ask me, I won’t say no, how could I?

Now, with that Morrissey joke outta the way, let’s have some fun!! :) Send pics, and let me know what piqued your interest. Not in a rush to make something happen, but don’t wanna waste anyone’s time, neither.