Y'all are hopeless. My inbox is full of average dicks insisting they're thick and one guy asking me to set him up with any single ladies I know for Valentine's Day???? Go to therapy please, I'm begging men to gain even a tiny bit of self awareness. There are horny women EVERYWHERE but men literally sabotage themselves and each other constantly by being *this exhausting* any time a woman seems even remotely down... even when it's super fucking clear that they aren't a candidate. I'm embarrassed for you, bc god knows y'all don't have any shame.

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Seeking super fat dicks. I've posted here before and had some frankly delusional men messaging me with very slim to average girth dicks. That's fine, there's nothing wrong with those, but it's not what I'm looking for! Read the whole post if you want pussy

If you can touch your thumb and forefinger when you wrap them around your cock, I'm not looking for you... unless you have some wildly long ectomorph fingers that are basically a medical curiosity.

If your cock is as thick as a can of soda, I'm interested.

If your cock is as thick as a standard bottle of water, I'm interested.

If your cock is even thicker than that, I'm DEFINITELY INTERESTED.

important things to note:

• Length is irrelevant beyond like 5 inches, it's all about girth for me.
• Looking for condomless sex- I'm on PrEP, surgically sterile, and test with more frequency than probably anyone you've ever met before. I want you dripping out of me when we're done :)
• Age is open but I prefer younger.
• Gender is open, as long as you enjoy using your dick for penetration. The more feminine the better though.
• Be well groomed and not super hairy. I really really really dislike beards on both an aesthetic and tactile level, but if your cock is really fucking fat I can maybe just deal with it lol.
• No unmedicated boner problems
• No Doms. I don't have the words to adequately describe how quickly my pussy dries up when a man tries to dominate me or has that kind of vibe. Toppy and eager and primal are fine, but I will laugh in your face if you try to get dominant with me.
• Just be a chill dude and you can get your dick wet
• My availability is very late at night

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I'm tall, hot, and I don't shave my armpits. I cum very easily from penetration and I mostly want to be on top.

Send me a picture of your dick to be considered. Do not message me asking if you can send a picture of your dick... you're just creating more work for me when my inbox is already gonna be full of messages from men who think any woman who posts in this subreddit is basically a free escort who will fulfill their completely unrelated fantasy. I will NOT be sending photos of myself. If you don't agree that I'm hot when we get together, you can walk away with no hard feelings. Have a little faith tho and I promise you'll be pleasantly surprised!

Also I'm actually very friendly and kind in person, it's just really exhausting being a horny woman on a hookup subreddit because if I don't spell it all out like this y'all forget how to act right.

LASTLY, BECAUSE OF MY USERNAME - I AM NOT INTERESTED IN PEGGING ANYONE

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