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38 [m4f] - longshot, but why not?
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mcmtk is a male age 38 looking for a female in Austin, TX
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so i know the chances of this succeeding are like 0.01% but my plans fell through for my next couple days off and i'm stoned and sad and hoping there's a small chance i'll find someone who's open to being a little impulsive tonight (or soon) if the vibes are right.

the tl;dr version of me is that i'm a tallish apparently cute half korean/half white space cadet/full blown aquarius who looks 25 and probably acts/feels like that to most people except i know a suspicious amount about aol instant messenger and may or may not have owned a limp bizkit cd when i was a teenager. i'd honestly say i'm pretty great but also have a couple flaws and currently heartbroken therfore not exactly looking to date buuuuuut i've on more than one occasion been described as being "aggravatingly likable"* so if you'd maybe wanna hang out tonight and just get high and cuddle and talk for hours and do our skincare regimens together or spend way too much on uber eats and maybe make out/bang each other senseless or something i'd be down to clown and just forget about the world for a little bit.

it'll be too much to post all the other usual basics but we can knock out politics/religion/babies or no babies/expectations/do we find each other attractive right away to not waste time if/once you send me a message.

i'm not expecting much but if you're cute and semi-interesting and good company and any of this sounds appealing, look forward to hearing from you.

바이바이~

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