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Proof that I can clean up nicely as well as make a fun dance partner

Aloha! The Reddit gods have not been kind to me in 2023 thus far so hoping I’ll somehow catch lightning in a bottle in Austin. I am Asian but don’t let that stop you if you have any hesitations; I’ve been considered a gateway drug 😉

I arrive in the late afternoon on 7/16, staying in downtown (but happy to meet wherever), and fly out after lunch on 7/20. Aside from the evenings, I’ll be free Sunday after getting in and will also have Monday and Thursday morning open.

Ideal initial meeting scenario would involve us having engaging conversations somewhere with a nice vibe while trading smiles and laughter until to you give me the “let’s get out of here” look (or the “I can’t wait any longer and want you to fuck me now” look if you prefer the more adult version).

There is no TL;DR version so hope you have some time since I don’t want either of wasting time 🙃 If you weren’t born a female, please save us both the time and don’t message.

I am 💯% when I say this: your pleasure is my priority. Nothing turns me on more than knowing that I’m the reason why you are white-knuckling the sheets and struggling to have an ounce of control left in your body. I want to be the reason why your eyes are rolling back and your pulse breathing is climbing to a peak until you have that unbelievable sensation between your legs…more than once where you have to lean on me to make it to the bathroom.

The uncomfortable yet necessary attempt of trying to convince you that I’m worthy of your time:
I have a subtle confidence about myself but I am also quite humble. My philosophy is life is too short to be constantly serious so I like to keep it on the lighter side; if I get comfortable enough around you, the raunchy humor does surface. And don’t let my age fool you: I’m not a boring middle-aged man. I think you’d enjoy my company both with and sans clothes.

Other tidbits:
✅ Educated and cultured
✅ About 40% into silver fox status
✅ Personable and fun personality that can put you at ease
✅ Flirtatious and a good conversationalist
✅ Does not fit into that Asian stereotype if that matters to you 😉
✅ Does fit into the Asian stereotype where I love 🍚
✅ Hablo un poco de español
✅ Kink-friendly and a pleasure Dom

Another uncomfortable section to exhibit what I fantasize about but may not actually get unless the gods are feeling generous:
- Feminine energy
- A lady that can reciprocate conversationally (as well as in other ways 😉) and doesn’t mind some banter and wit. While I can carry a conversation, it does take two for it to be fulfilling
- Generally prefer my age or younger but open to older
- A female that is 5’6” or under
- Petite, average, or a little curvy
- A more natural look and girl next door vibe
- DDF

Need not apply:
❌ If your main goal is to get me to extend my car warranty
❌ If you and/or your car smells like 🚬 and regrets
❌ 🐈🐟

I know I’m practically on the hunt for a 🦄 but if you’ve read through all of the above, please send a message with at least the following:

• What you could not live without and age

And if you’re feeling extra chatty:

• Would you rather have a unicorn named Uno, a hippogriff named Hex, or a griffin named Greg?

Cheers 🥂