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This sub is quickly becoming my favorite place because there are some fabulously deviant people here! 😈
Live in South Austin. I’m mid 30s, white, reasonably fit, piercings, tattoos, somewhat fair skin, nice butt, great smile. 5’3 ish. 130 lbs give or take. Girl next door more or less.
Love to drink. Love edibles. Divorced last summer. Blah blah blah. Work as a licensed massage therapist which I throw out because I know the fantasy all you fellas have.
And now for the five ways you can qualify to spend some time with me…
1) Be a beautiful black man that enjoys fucking white women like they wronged you in a past life.
2) Have the greatest edibles you’re willing to share and a cock I cannot help but lazily suck for a couple hours.
3) Be incredibly funny, interesting, charming, mysterious, spontaneous, more than 25, less than 45, reasonably fit, and not one bit corny. I hate corny.
4) Have an equally handsome friend that’s nothing short of a spit roast master and a comfy living room couch that’s basically made for porn.
Be aware inability to string together a fun, flirty, intelligent conversation is a full deal breaker for me and unsolicited pics of you know what will ruin your chances.
Happy Friday! 😉
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