For those who don't know, Zavala holds crochet classes in the tower (as announced in the PA) that sadly us Guardians can't participate in. Bungie please give us this chance to show the darkness how powerful our light knitting skills are. Imagine 1v1s on the burning shrine, using only basic needles. Or even Iron Banner, competitive 6v6 Banner Making. Shaxx yelling "I CANT BELIVE WHAT IM SEWING!" on knitting sprees.

And strikes. Ooooh strikes. Imagine Alak-Hul, with Eris spouting the same thing with knitting puns. Some creatures of the Hive strain against the knitting of Oryx. Alak-Hul, the Darkneedle, is one such. Long ago he fomented rebellion against the King and attempted to take his Needles. He now awaits the "patchwork" of the Hive. Given the chance, the Darkneedle will step in to take Oryx's quilt. We cannot allow another knitter to rise.

I blame the Destiny discord for this

Edit: HI FRONT PAGE.