Good Morning Guardians! It is currently 9:45pm with a brisk -37* Celsius outside. Hope you've had a happy weeksworth of hunting. Have you prayed to RNGesus today? I must have forgotten to do so.

Like many of my fellow guardians, my heavy ammo slot was seriously lacking, so I go to Xur and buy my dragonsbreath with my endless supply of Cool Coins. Run around a bit and realize what a beast of a weapon this is. That brought me up from a poor week. Poor week goes as so:

I’ve handled 2 exotic bounties this week, but ive already got all 5 of them so im not sure why I bothered apart from a measly 31 damage.

I get an invite to the nightfall, and the guy has OmniGhoul at 5% so that was boring. I only get a new legendary scout rifle that’ll have to compete with my VOC.

Earlier in the week I ran the hard raid for my first time hoping for one of them smart looking chatterwhites or a fatebringer to use when my hawkmoon is tired. Do I get it? No, just some old fashion armours and an ok myth gun that goes in the wrong weapon slot.

Just my luck right? Well yesterday a friend and i check out the first CE chest, it took us two whole tries for it to appear. Lucky bastard friend gets himself a second Plan C. I want one of them to match my PI. Oh well, it gave me some shards and a nice looking GHorn. What do I need that for now that dragonsbreath is there? This game I tell you…

Next day I get an invite to cheese Crota. Ok cool never done it before but I could get a Black Hammer to replace the other 3 Purple snipers sitting there. 2 tries and Crotas choked. I get some legendaries but no Hammer, just the hunger of crota and deathsingers gaze.

Do you guys have any luck With RNGesus? I sacrifice an exotic to him like every week and he doesn’t give me what I ask for. Am I doing something wrong? Please help