"Gentlemen. And gentlewomen. Ah fuck it, just take a seat."

"What you called us for?"

"I bet Kuro-2 here have another brilliant idea, as always."

"You are correct, Nex. I have concocted the most brilliant idea in the entire system of Sol. One that appeals to those who are most cultured"

"Do you really need to be this dramatic?"

"I do, Cyan. Before we start, you are all aware that the Light can do many things, yes? Not only as a source of unstoppable power."

"Did you finally came up with an improved version of the Light-based-X-ray-eyes? Please tell me you do."

"My eyes can only roll so far up, Nex."

"Come on, don't deny you wanted to give it a try as well~"

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. So, you're going to tell us what's your grand idea?"

"Of course I will, my dear fireteam. Recently, I uncovered another piece of relic from the Golden Age where people enjoy...cultured entertainment. In this piece of relic hid a few episodes of a type of entertainment called 'anime'. There, I stumbled upon my greatest inspiration yet."

"Which is...?"

"Wait! Let me guess. Is it a super duper weapon of destruction?!"

"No! Something even better! In the 'anime', there are other species aside from humans! And those species...have cat ears and tails!"

".....eh?"

"Cat ears and tails?"

"More specifically, cute girls with cute cat ears and tails! They look so cute~!!"

"Al...right?"

"What does it have to do with how you want to use the Light, Kuro?"

"It's simple. I will use the Light to manifest cat ears and tails on myself and be the cutest Guardian in the Tower that ever existed!"

Cyan bust out laughing, "You're joking, right?"

"I am 100% not. In fact, I believe I have successfully create a technique to achieve that very goal!

"Show it to us! I want to see how it is, and how you'll embarrass yourself again." Nex cackled.

"Very well! Behold!" Kuro focused really hard channeling their Light towards the top of their head and back. Their Light slowly flows out of their body and coalsced first into flames, then into the shape of cat ears and tails. After almost a minute of looking like they are about to poop, the process was done.

"Nyaa~" Kuro acted like a Neko with their cute solar cat ears and tail.

Cyan and Nex just bust out laughing, and Kuro eventually laughed with them.

The End.