Hey there! I’m a (mostly) sane and fully grown (expert-level adulting here) living near Destin. I'm tall, white, and discreet. I'm not looking to change my relationship or yours. Just know what you're looking for and be ready actually to meet when the time comes =)

Here’s the deal: I’m married, you’re married or attached, and we both appreciate that complicated relationships sometimes need a bit of, shall we say, “extracurricular excitement.” I’m not looking to blow up anyone’s spot—this is all about fun, laughs, and that wonderful sensation of forgetting the real world for a few stolen hours in the middle of the day.

What I’m Hoping You Bring

• Also Married/Attached 
• Proficiency in Adulting: This includes the ability to hold a conversation without emoticons
• Location: NWFL or close by, within 30-60 mins.
• Discretion: Because hush-hush is the theme of this little arrangement.

If you’re looking for some daytime excitement that won’t require you to memorize spy-level code words or quit your day job, shoot me a message. Let’s share a laugh, a cup of coffee, and maybe figure out if we can keep each other a delightful, guilt-free secret.

Drop me a line if you’ve got a knack for sarcasm, an appreciation for witty banter, and a desire to make a little mischief—just, you know, quietly. Let’s do this adult thing… well, a different version of “adulting.” Looking forward to hearing from you!