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Claudia massage not worth it
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I’m sorry to say this but we went to see Claudia recently, mostly because of recommendations we read. It was nothing special at all, contrary to what we heard. We’ve had massages before so we know what standard massages are like. This was pretty close to a standard massage with a few changes. First, the experience was four hours long. She talked Tantra and breathing for about an hour. She then massaged my wife…regular massage; not tantric. Yes she touched my wife’s genitalia but in no special way. Nothing I didn’t already do to her myself when I massaged her. It took an hour and a half while I just sat there until the end when I was allowed to massage my wife’s legs and breasts for a few minutes. I was totally bored while I waited to touch my wife. I was allowed to run my finger over her genitalia a couple times. No orgasm for my wife who is very easy to get off. Then Claudia massaged me. Same scenario: no orgasm. No tantric. It was a regular massage you could get anywhere: the only difference was the breathing method. Towards the end, my wife was allowed to participate in massaging me. Nothing sensual about it really. It was okay. We learned nothing new about massage that we didn’t already know. And we are no experts.

Furthermore, the room was cold and some guy next door was teaching piano scales. My wife’s a musician and couldn’t focus on massage because of the piano practice. She mentioned the piano to Claudia and she said the guy has been giving lessons for a while. It was distracting to my wife.

Save your money. Maybe it was different years ago; I don’t know, but a waste of time and money for us. If you was something sensual or sexual, get it at the hotel, or better yet, get another couple and trade massages.

I don’t like to put anybody down but this was our experience. Waste of a day and almost $400; $350 for Claudia and $40 for two cab rides to her place. YMMV.

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