I made a previous post on this subreddit where I talked about my 19 year long itching curse. Well, I found the cure but forgot to post it until now.

Fellows who suffer from this disease, which I will temporarily name "Insomnitch", I do not have good news for you. Your life will improve drastically as a result of being able to sleep. But the price to pay is nothing short of a prankster's dream. If it hadn't worked so well and come straight from the mouth of my dermatologist, I would have laughed it off as an internet hoax.

You have to take a cold shower. Right. Before. Bedtime.

No, I'm not kidding you. This is the horrible fate of those with the Insomnitch condition, or at least those who suffer from the same cause of it that I do. My Dermatologist says that the things we eat can have chemicals which spread into the skin, and heat causes those chemicals to expand. which in turn causes itching.

I want to swear here, but I will avoid doing so.

GEE GOLLY GOSH WITH A SIDE OF CHERRIES AND TOPPED WITH WHIPPED CREAM SPANKED TO PERFECTION, BATMAN, THIS SUCKS ON ICE! LITERALLY! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!

Beats itching all night every night though. How am I still alive? I lost 18 years of sleep. Dubya Tee Frankenstein.