Hello there, I have terrible news, my (m 53) wife (52) and I are actually real. Neither of us are OF. We are not going to ask you to join an AP and we won’t ask anybody to put down a deposit or asking you to purchase a bunch of gift cards. I’m also sorry to tell you that we don’t want to play a bunch of games and exchange 175 messages. After all of those things are out in the open, here is a little about us. We are 53/52, both of us are in decent shape however I say my wife is better looking than I am. I’m 6’-0”, 205 with a decent build only ruined by coors light and a love of pizza. She is just a lil shorter and I have no idea how much she weighs, but I’d say prolly 120ish. We love music and sports, Drinking and the smoking weed. We are in the mood to meet a couple who likes the same. We would love to meet up with you at a local bar in our town of castle rock this Saturday, have some food, have some drinks, watch the nuggets and see if we are a match. If so, we can continue the convo at our place and see where it goes. If this sounds good so far, let me tell you what we would be looking for. Please don’t be rude, be nice and friendly with a sense of humor. You gotta be able to talk about sports. Stay away from politics and religious conversations and make sure you know what you are looking for and know how to communicate those needs to your partner and to us. I’d like to say that looks are not a huge factor. But hey, if my wife is gonna suck ur dick, she would politely disagree with me. There has to be some physical chemistry. I am far less concerned with appearance but I can tell you that she (unlike most of Colorado women) prefers a clean shaven look. 5 o clock shadows are fine. Not shorter than me, and not over weight. We are happy to exchange pics after a couple messages, but let’s keep them kinda clean. We don’t need dick pics and I’ve seen boobs before. So shoot ur shot if interested.