My impressions of Denver while visiting for a conference

Hi all,

Just thought I'd share my impressions of Denver. For context, I am from LA and have already visited Denver once long ago as a bicyclist. This is my first time coming back as an adult who realizes bike lanes are for assholes.

1. The downtown area is so clean off of the Boulder Turnpike

2. The tits in your BST are majestic! I was a bit confused about tits and dick….but I just ran with it. I mean, they…or was it he her. Whatever, they are majestic.

3. Was hoping to see some interesting weather. Unfortunately, all I got were a few sunny days. Lots of meth clouds on the RTD, hopefully the A line clouds won't delay my flight too much

4. I did see some old people on the ground.

5. Denver to me seems to be a base for going out naked but not afraid. There isn't really a whole lot in Denver that I cannot find in Cali. In fact, I noticed there are a lot of California natives here.

6. Sam's #69 in the downtown BST is AMAZING. They…or he….or…well whatever, was the best.

7. Probably in relation to #5, Denver strikes me as the type of place to live if you want a generic life vs visit. You still have a few big city amenities like homeless camps, a butt stuff tent but that's it.

8. I am a bit weak and it was interesting to see how quickly landing aircraft had to change runways at DEN, thus breaking my liberal guns, aka arms. And just seeing DEN itself.