So apparently there are two different duck themed gangs that have taken control of this sub, and I'm being forced to pick one to join. To help make my decision I would like to hear what the policies of the two parties are and how they hope to solve the pressure being put upon nationalised bodies such as the NHS in these times, as well as what they intend to do about the acute economic austerity this community is undergoing. I'd also like to hear how they intend to tackle issues such as rising tensions between public services such as the police and the public as well as general community programmes for those less well off.

Lastly, will they get me a big-titted gf?