In an effort to minimize the constant unsolicited "hey, whats up" or dick pick, here is what we are CURRENTLY looking for:

COUPLES OR SINGLE FEMALES (isn't everyone willing to take in a unicorn?).

Single males, don't bother right now, if things change, we'll change this post. Just because we've been open to single males in the past, doesn't mean that's what we are currently looking for.

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Beyond being part of a couple or single female, we're open to many possibilities and types. We typically are more drawn to "real" people, not ones that look like they walked out of a modeling audition or are posting an Instagram shot.

No offense to you "gorgeous" people, but we'd rather have a next door milf than a model!

Lets be honest, the LS should work in a logical way:

1. Judge a book by the cover. Lets be honest, we have to be attracted to each other. That being said, if you don't have pictures or info on your reddit profile, don't bother us. We have prior photos in our posts for this purpose, you need to put us on equal footing with you, lets see YOU now.
2. If what we see is to our liking, stage two is are you REAL? This stage, we'll want to have you verify with us. We will ask you to take a picture of yourself (both of you in the same picture if your part of a couple). And in that picture, you'll hold up a piece of paper with a code handwritten on it (we'll give you a custom word or phrase when we chat). That way we can prove to each other that your not just using someone else's photos.
3. If you've gotten past stage two, then we can actually get to know each other, or send additional photos or what have you. This is the free form stage were we actually can see if we would be a good fit for each other.