I’ve been casually looking for a toyfriend. If you’re eager and dumb enough, you can fill out and submit the application below. I get back to them when and if I feel like it (but faster if you do something amusing enough to pique my interest).

I want a girl I can chat with. One that I can humiliate in the middle of casual conversation. Someone to tease and toy with while hearing about their day or their crush or their regrets. Someone who complains of feeling embarrassed about something that happened during the day and making them reenact for me “so I can understand better as your friend.”

Someone I could make a new playlist to listen to. In public so any accidental headphone malfunctions fill the space with either the sounds of sex or lullabies or demeaning hypo depending on your luck with the shuffling of the tracks. Maybe I’ll even convince you to cause the malfunction yourself “to help you overcome that embarrassment of yours like any good friend would.”

If you aren’t completely useless, send me a message with:

Name (alt is fine if you prefer it, just need something to start with before I change it to something more demeaning and fitting):

Hobbies:

What you want out of being my toy friend:

Limits:

Safeword is the stoplight system. Explain what that means so I know you know it:

Kinks:

Something the amuse me: (an embarrassing story, a degrading photo, maybe a humiliating dream of yours, it’s up to you to entertain me)

*trans women are women, enbys are welcome. No cis men. (Please include any dysphoria tiggers, preferred language for genitals, etc.)

I’m mean and cruel for my own amusement but not an asshole and will respect your outlines.

Be thorough so I can be a better friend ;)