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Blossom

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Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for r/PillowTalkAudio & r/GoneWildAudible for anyone to voice act if they wish.

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18 and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

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Helpful tags!

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Synopsis: You woke up to find your gf is not in bed with you, oddly enough you're not surprised and know where to look for her, the rooftop.

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Sleepy / Mumbling /

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*very sleepy voice until stated otherwise*

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Mmmmhmm baby.

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Hmm?

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*pats bed, but yo girl ain't there*

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Where is she?

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What time is it? Where's that darn phone...

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*reaches phone & the brightness gets too stimulating for your eyes*

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Aagh! It burns!

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Hmm.

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*pats bed again*

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It's cold...

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She'd better not be up there again.

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*gets up from bed, opens and pokes head out of window, it's night and it's cold AF*

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*looks around and up*

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*hushed but annoyed tone*

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Psss!

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Oi!

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What do you think you're doing up there?

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What are you, a cat?

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Get down from there!

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Darn it's cold! *if you don't feel like cussing just say it's cold*

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You want our neighbor to mistake you as a burglar again?

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Get!

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*grumbles*

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Look, if I make you cocoa will you PLEASE come down from there?

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Thank you.

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*gf climbs through the window and lands on the floor/carpet, so just a light landing sfx will do if you want*

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*window close sfx*

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*grumbles about being cold*

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Gotcha.

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Ack!

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You're freezing!

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Come on you!

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*kettle boiling sfx, for super heckin fast one just pre-boil your kettle before recording and press boil again*

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*pour mixing sfx*

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*smells it, enjoying the aroma*

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Hmmm chocolatey.

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Well, it's too hot to drink now.

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You wanna tell me what's going on while we wait for it to cool?

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So what is it this time missy?

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Last time you said you wanted to see the stars, before that you wanted to see the fireworks.

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So, what is it?

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Hmm?

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You're darn right I'm grouchy, everytime you pull schticks like this I have to wonder what is it that set you off this time!

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Hmm.

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Not telling huh?

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Nightmare?

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No?

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Hmm?

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Not really?

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Look, whatever it is, you can't keep going up there.

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What if you fall?

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Well, of course I'm not gonna think you're silly.

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Just tell me, please?

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Seriously, after being with you for so long, nothing phases me anymore.

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*gf gets grouchy*

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Hey I didn't mean that in jest, I'm just saying, you tend to um, do what you do.

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I mean it's not a bad thing, it's just, hard.

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Um, because it's unpredictable for me.

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If I can't anticipate your next move, who knows where else you'd bounce off to.

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What if something happens? Have you ever thought of that?

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Hmm?

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Oh it's cool enough now!

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*sips cocoa*

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Ah.

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*feel free to sip a drink intermittently between the lines*

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Hmm.

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So.

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Did something happen at work?

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I'm not gonna play 21 questions again missy, can ya just tell me already?

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Laugh?

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Why would I?

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I barely have the energy to hold this mug let alone laugh.

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OK OK don't turn your back to me.

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That just gives me a full view of your ass.

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*gf Tsundere slaps!*

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Oww.

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Bad kitty!

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No, no more, just tell me, please.

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Hmm?

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Ohh.

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Really?

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Who knows, maybe one of our neighbors' trees have blossomed, maybe that's why you can smell them.

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Well of course not silly, it's dark now, you're not gonna be able to see anything.

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Are you sure?

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I'm not sure if they bloom at night, love.

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Maybe it's something else?

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Look, it's late, if you want to we can walk around the block tomorrow and find out where the smell is coming from.

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No we are not going on the roof, you remember what happened last time!

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Look why do you keep going up there anyway?

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Hmm?

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*a bit sad*

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Oh...

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Oh honey...

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It really means that much to you huh?

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I mean, our lease is coming up in a few months, we can try to look for a place with a balcony?

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Ooh, actually how about a skylight?

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Would you like that?

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I mean, If we're lucky, some neighborhood kitties might come pay us a visit.

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Hmm?

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Imagine this, waking up to toe beans on the window first thing in the morning!

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Buuuut.

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I've always kinda had this image in my head you know.

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Like, just imagine, the sun right above us, and light us up like a magnifying glass.

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*chuckle*

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I'm just saying, maybe we should place a tray of cookie dough underneath it just in case.

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Breaking news, you can now bake cookies with direct sunlight!

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You're right, we'd just get very warm, salmonella patties.

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*sigh*

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OK, so if we get either of those, can you PLEASE not go on the roof again?

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Deal?

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OK.

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You uh, done with that?

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Give it here.

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Oof.

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Just leave it, it's too late.

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Yeah yeah too early, same difference.

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*yawn*

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Come on we have a few hours left before dawn, we still have to catch the farmers' market you know.

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We can't sleep in again!

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*peck*

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Love you shortcake.