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Planning The Nursery

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Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for r/PillowTalkAudio & r/GoneWildAudible for anyone to voice act if they wish.

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18 and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

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Helpful tags!

[Script Offer] [M4F] Planning The Nursery [BFE] [Husband Experience] [Protective] [Pouty] [Playful Bickering] [Cuddle] [Picking Out Colors] [Paint Card] [Test Patch] [Fairy Light] [Blackout Curtain] [Changing Station] [Wholesome] [Sweetness Overload] [Seahorse] [Little Man] [Little Peanut] [Baby Talk] [Preggo] [Tender]

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Synopsis: You just finished painting the test patches in the room that will soon be turned into a nursery before the little one arrives, just in time for your pregnant boo to wake up to see if this is to her liking.

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Babe what are you doing?

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Go back to sleep.

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You're going to miss naps once the little peanut arrives.

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Hmm?

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Well, remember what we talked about last time?

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I know we have the paint cards but it's not the same.

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So, I went ahead and got those little test pots.

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See?

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Now we can see how it'd look on the walls both in daylight and night time!

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Don't forget the ceiling too!

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That reminds me, we gotta get some blackout curtains too!

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Fairy lights?

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I don't know honey, they're trendy now but it's not something I'd imagine for the nursery.

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OK OK, I just gotta double check them for electrical fire hazards.

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Well you can't trust everything these days, they don't make things that last anymore!

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Hmf.

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Hmmm.

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Do you uh, wanna see the test patches?

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Which one do you like best?

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The seaside green, or the Mediterranean blue?

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Or, some cotton candy pink, maybe lavender purple?

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Not sure?

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Well while you're here, I got a list of things that we should stock up on before we start painting the room.

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Where is my tablet.

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Aha, here we go!

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So let's see, we're going to need a changing station so~

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This one's secondhand, they claim it's barely used but, I just messaged the seller and they haven't gotten back to met yet.

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In the mean time, I just checked out this other one, I haven't bid on it yet.

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Should I message him and see if he can cut us a deal if we do a pick up?

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Wait and see?

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As you wish m'lady.

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*kiss*

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So how's our little one doing today?

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Hmm?

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Aww he kicked up a fuss when he heard the lawn mower?

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*baby talk tone*

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I'm sowwy little man, daddy didn't mean to scare you.

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*gentler tone*

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Let me just, put my hand on your belly here.

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Daddy was just doing yard work little man, don't get scared and kick mommy all like that next time OK?

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Hmmm.

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I don't think he's warming up to me yet.

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*pouty*

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I talk to him everyday, as soon as we wake up and before bed, and he STILL gives me the cold shoulder.

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Even your sister got to feel him kick and I haven't.

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Guess he likes women, typical, just like his old man.

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*playful slap from wifey*

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Oww!

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Nooo your mommy's so mean to me, after all I've done for her.

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*playful slap!*

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*pouty*

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Ahhh why do you do this to me.

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Mommy's a big meanie isn't she?

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Hmm?

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Yeah it will be arriving sometimes tomorrow.

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I still have to put it together and paint it you know.

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Hmmm I can't help but feel I've missed something though.

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*gasp*

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The covers!

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We gotta get these little socket covers!

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These sharp corner ones too!

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How many should we get, should we say a hundred?

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Well I'm not about to count every single corners of the furnitures in the house love, too much field work!

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Oww.

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OK let's bring it down to 50 then.

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They do come in a pack of 4 though, you know, 'cause of corners.

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What's that look for?

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*pouty*

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I swear, even though you're the one that's preggo I feel like I'M the one who's carrying our son.

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Well you never know, I could've been a seahorse in another life!

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You know, I'd just be chilling among the sea grass, doing seahorsey stuff.

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And along comes a lusty female who came to lay her claim on me and boom, I get preggo!

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And before you know it, I'd just be popping out those baby seahorses like a machine gun!

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*make bubble popping sounds with your mouth*

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I mean, we could be talking up to two thousand babies you know, I would've been one proud daddy!

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Not as proud as I am now though.

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*coaxing tone*

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Come on you know I see that smile.

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C'mere.

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Let me hug you from behind.

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*sigh*

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Soon it's going to be hard to hold you entirely in my arms 'cause you'd be so big.

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I'll have to hold your boobs.

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Oh sorry, I forgot how sore you are now.

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*kiss kiss*

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*sigh*

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Can you believe it?

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I know we've been planning this but, I feel like it's either happening too fast, but at the same time, not soon enough.

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I mean, gosh there's so much I want to teach him.

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So many things in this world to experience, all these people that he'll meet, and the things that he can do.

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Just imagine.

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Too far ahead?

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Says someone who's already looked into kindergarten.

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Hey I'm just saying.

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Ooh.

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I gotta run to the store before they close hon, is there anything you want me to grab for you?

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You got it.

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See you in a tick.

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*kiss*

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Love you.