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Put It Down Darling

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Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for /r/PillowTalkAudio for anyone to voice act if they wish.

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18 and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

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Helpful tags!

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Synopsis: You woke up in the middle of the night due to smartphone light sensitivity and find that your girlfriend is still scrolling, what better ways to put her to sleep than to snuggle?

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*super groggy sleepy man sounds, grouchy AF until stated otherwise*

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God dammit.

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Hnnnngggg.

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*rubbing face*

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Are you reading the news again?

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You can read them in the morning.

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Darling please, put it down.

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*heavy grumpy sigh, 'cause you're grouchy AF*

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*super stern voice, bonus point if you make it deeper*

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Darling.

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Please.

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*finally got GF's attention, as she stares at you, broken free from her trance of constant scrolling*

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*slightly more gentler now*

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Put it down.

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You know these lights are going to make it even harder for you to sleep right?

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We only have a few hours before the alarm, I got it so we can keep the phones out of the room you know.

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*GF retorts*

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You can't sleep?

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We've been over this, you know how all those mindless scrolling just makes you feel worse, and you're going to feel like shit later.

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*GF getting defensive so your response gets a bit heated/snappy, 'cause again, you're tired AF*

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No I don't want you to sleep in the guest room, it's a guest room, not fuck up your sleep schedule room.

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*sigh*

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I'm sorry.

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Come here.

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*cuddle SFX*

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Please darling, put it down.

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Just, be here with me for this moment.

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*deep breath and sigh*

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I know it feels like you're helpless, but just being bombarded with unreliable sources isn't going to help you.

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How can you help anyone if you're not feeling your best?

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Hmm?

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I don't want you to worry yourself sick.

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Yes I know they affect the grand scheme of things, but how do you expect to make any changes if you don't trust the professionals to do their jobs first?

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That's why they're pros baby doll.

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*peck*

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You're a pro at your job too, if you can't perform well, how do you expect people to rely on you?

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No no no don't freak out, just, come back to me, right here.

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Remember there are still good things in this world.

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Just because we have to make changes now, doesn't mean we can't still have fun and enjoy life along the way.

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Just think of it darling.

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Why do the news only report bad things?

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Hmm?

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Because they have to save the good news for slow news day.

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Ow!

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Don't pinch me you little crab.

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You have a lot of nerve for someone who disturbs my slumber.

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I can pinch you back too you know.

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Pinch. Pinch.

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Pinch pinch pinch.

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Yeah not very nice is it?

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*sigh*

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At least you're OK now.

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Come on, lie down with me.

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*shuffling sfx*

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Here, rest your head against my chest.

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Squish.

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Oooh I love squishing you, at least this is how you make up for it by being my squishy.

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Squish squish.

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Oh NOW you're tired.

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Only problem is, I'm the one awake.

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So um, you think we can um, you know?

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*GF responds very sleepily*

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*pouty, but still hopeful*

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Ohh fine, but promise me you'll get to sleep now OK?

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So that we can have some time in the morning?

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*whispers, a bit shy but hopeful*

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You wanna uh, try that new thing we did last week?

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Yeah, um I liked what you did to me, it's been uh, on my mind for a while.

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Just close your eyes darling.

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Think about, the smell of coffee in the morning.

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Birds chirping.

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You slowly waking up to the sun shining in here, with your drool still wet on your pillow.

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*chuckles slap on clothed skin SFX, 'cause she's embarrassed*

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*sigh*

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I love you so much.

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I love our timed coffee maker too.

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Hey now, no pinchy.

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You gotta admit it does get you out of bed easier.

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*pouty*

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Because you love coffee more than me before you're awake.

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But I guess I'm guilty of it too.

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*slowly gradually getting quieter & rambly 'cause you're getting sleepy now*

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I mean, for someone who kept pestering me about it being a great investment, I'm the one who now operates it.

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AND remembers to replace the beans AND filter.

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Remember when we literally had hot water that tasted like paper?

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And we thought it was broken?

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Gosh that's the last time I put you in charge.

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At least you always wash it.

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You always had the eye for detail.

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I will admit, the coffee always tastes weird whenever I'm the one who washes it last.

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You just have that magic touch.

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Darling?

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Asleep already?

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*sigh*

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Finally.

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See you in the morning.

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*peck*